R.I.P. Buttfumble

ESPN has decided to retire Mark Sanchez's infamous buttfumble from its "Not Top Ten" list.

Ted Berg of USA Today's For The Win blog has his usual funny take on why the buttfumble can never be retired.

Small Sample Size Song (and Video)

This is funny but also true. Enjoy the video:

Before you tweet anything about Matt Harvey versus the Marlins, please consult this helpful video. http://t.co/662cjNRQwr
— Jeffrey Paternostro (@jeffpaternostro) August 1, 2013

If the embedded Tweet doesn't load, you can watch the video here too:

Matt Harvey, 'tough as nails,' rises to stardom | Ted Berg - USA Today Sports

""Man, he's a stud," Washington Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper says. "I really think he's probably the best pitcher in the league right now."